Truncated seasons are awesome. This is a fact. The action-packed 2013 regular season provided many meaningful moments. Here are some that left a mark.
It took all of 30 seconds for GM’s to start making moves that would improve their roster thanks to an “accelerated buyout” that was introduced under the new CBA.
Habs fans said au revoir to Scott Gomez and Rangers fans were reminded that Wade Redden was still alive.
The Chicago Blackhawks had a ridiculous start to the season…
Eventually people paid attention. And of course, went overboard BECAUSE THEY DON’T GET IT. It was embarrassing, really.
Ovi started the season with a frown (after a great KHL run)
People argued whether or not Alex Ovechkin was still an elite player. Then Mike Milbury made some disparaging comments, as he does. And then Ovi told them all to go to hell via goal after goal until he scored ALL THE GOALS. And as the winner of the “Rocket” Richard Trophy, he’s having the last laugh. 32 goals, 56 points in 48 games. What a slacker, eh?
Oh and remember his strong showing in the KHL during the lockout? Yeah, he got a championship ring out of it. Best))))))))
Rookie Nail Yakupov literally burst onto the scene…
The 19-year-old Oiler closed the season with 31 points in 48 games. Them Russians!
Another Russian who was making waves was Alex Semin, who had signed a one-year deal worth $7M with the Carolina Hurricanes. It was a brilliant pickup that many questioned.
Belorussians, however…THEY’RE QUITTERS, THEY ARE.
If you ask a Red Wings fan, they’ll probably tell you they endured the most stomach-churning season, but in reality, it wasn’t that bad. I mean, they made the damn playoffs, so it’s business as usual.
They got this guy, Damien Brunner, and he has been a nice addition to the team. The 27-year-old, who’s in his first NHL season, garnered 26 points.
Meanwhile…
It seemed like everyone was taking a puck to the face…
There were other gruesome injuries…
Brutal injuries aside, the Leafs showed us brutal D.
PS. #FREEJAKEGARDINER. For real, please. Anyone out there? Hello? No?
The Leafs weren’t the only team with questionable D. Here Chris “TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!” Pronger attempted to show Luke “leadfoot” Schenn how to, uh, play his position.
Toronto Maple Leafs qualified for the PLAYOFFS!!!1 for the first time in nine years. And this kid has been an important piece of the puzzle…
Anyway, not every team could make the playoffs…
Anyway, Bryzy wasn’t the only pain-in-the-ass goalie…
Kiprusoff decided he wasn’t going anywhere because he had a baby and was the first person to move to Calgary and actually like Calgary. But then there was Leafs GM Dave Nonnis waiting in the wings, ignoring rumours and his own goalies success. Leafs fans collectively sighed when talks with Kipper didn’t materialize. Meanwhile, James Reimer finished out the season with a .924 SV%, and Nonnis looks incredibly stupid.
And J-S Giguere is basically a jerk
Aging goaltender J-S Giguere called out his team for being more concerned with Las Vegas, and we still don’t really know what the hell he was referring to. The NHL Awards are held there, but if they were concerned with awards, they would have won more games so chalk that one up to lost in translation/blackout senseless rage, I guess?
Fighting isn’t always the answer, and it won’t actually win you any games, but once in a while, it IS entertaining…
Once again, we learned that players aren’t allowed to have personalities because everyone was all up-in-arms over a bad haircut.
While we’re talking bad hair…
Then celebs showed some kind of allegiance and it was…puzzling…
Also dumb? Steve “I lick visors” Ott.
LA Kings are lovin’ it more than ever because they’re getting some green from McD’s.
I’d like to conclude this post about the awesome 2013 season with the greatest moment of the season: Stephen Gionta gets removed from the Panthers bench… – Imgur. Enjoy the playoffs, friends!